The Greasy Spork

Open both packages of Dream Whip, put into a large bowl and blend according to instructions on packages. (Use vanilla and milk as it says.) Once the whipped topping is completely stiff, blend in cream cheese and then both cups of sugar. Set aside bowl and peel and slice bananas into 1/8th inch cuts (like a bunch of quarters) and cover the bottom and sides of the inside of both pie shells. Using a large spoon or spatula, pour mixture into both pie shells (you will probably have a little too much filling, just pig out on the stuff) and then slightly concave the middle of the pie, pushing the filling out towards the edges. Inside the pond you have created in the middle of both pies, equally split up the blueberries into both pies. Chill for 30 minutes in the refrigerator, if you can, stuff your face and then repent for your gluttony!